Tell me where it hurts.

Ever mixed Capri Sun with vodka?

Neither have I. I was just wondering.

Can't sleep. TiVo's full of reruns. I already did today's crossword, Jumble, and Sudoku. (At work.) My PSP's at the office.

By the time a hooker could get here, I'd have to buy her breakfast.

Sometimes life is just unfair.

These guys on TV are telling me I can make a killing on the stock market. Think I ought to try it?

I think I'll try Capri Sun with vodka first.

I know, I'm spam-happy today. You'll live.

I had to post this because, well, it's so true.

What does the opposite sex love about you?
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Name
Age
Sex
Favorite Number
What makes you irresistable	looks
What makes you cute	kind heart
What does the opposite like best about you	your ass
What is first seen in you by the opposite sex	ass
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A To Z stolen from a certain someone's MySpace. I know, I know, I should give it up. After all, it was the spore who loved me, not her.

(I wish I could’ve used that excuse in a few breakups. “Sorry, I don’t actually love you. It’s the spore in my brain talking.”)

A)- AREA CODE: 609
B)- BIRTHDAY: November 19, 1959
C)- CURRENT CRUSH: Don’t ask me such things when my heart’s been broken like this.
D)- DRINK: Dr. Jack. You know, Jack Daniel’s and Dr. Pepper? Actually, scratch the Pepper. Jack Daniel’s. Frappuccinos can be fun.
E)- EATING CURRENTLY: Your mom.
F)- FAVORITE FRUIT: Wilson.
G)- GO TO FOR ADVICE: My favorite fruit.
H)- CURRENT HATRED: Infomercials about colon cleansing.
I)- I AM THINKING ABOUT: Well, colon cleansing now, thanks to you, Mr. Survey.
J)- JOB: Head of Diagnostic Medicine, Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.
K)- KIDS: I don’t like them much. I guess that’s not what you’re asking.
L)- I LOVE: Fish tacos. Porn. My bike. Doing surveys instead of working.
M)- MOVIE: “The Great Escape”. Lately “Naughty Milkmaids, Volume 3”.
O)- OTHERWISE KNOWN AS: Your worst nightmare.
P) FAVORITE PERFUME/COLOGNE: That stuff Wilson rolls around in to give off pheromones. It’s an involuntary thing.
Q) QUIRK ABOUT YOU: I can only pick one? Sometimes I have a hard time deciding if I want to play the piano or pleasure myself.
R) LAST ROAD TRIP: I don’t think my jaunt to Baltimore last year counts, because I flew. Hmmmm. It’s been a while.
S)- DO YOU SMOKE: Depends what we’re smoking.
T)- FAVORITE TV SHOW: General Hospital, The L Word, The O.C., New Yankee Workshop, WWE Raw. That “Talk Sex” show with Sue Johanson.
U)- UNDERWEAR RIGHT NOW: You have to have my underwear right now? They’re not going to explode, are they?
V)- LAST TIME YOU WERE IN VEGAS: …stays in Vegas.
W)- LAST CALL WAS : Foreman. Sent him on a Starbucks run.
X)- FAVORITE X-MAN WITH AN X IN HIS NAME: These trick questions are just so clever.
Y)- YOUR SCREENNAME: bigcane69.
Z)- ZODIAC SIGN: Scorpio.

Great day, isn't it?

I learned so much about myself in this exercise. The Internet's a wonderful thing.

45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?:	Esuoh Gerg. Sounds like Klingon.
What did you do last night?:	Your mom, and God, does my back hurt.
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:	Might've been spoilers for "The L Word". Either that, or just plain old garden variety lesbian porn.
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:	I'm not that desperate.
Last time you swam in a pool?:	That's a boring question. Last time I got pushed into a pool, on the other hand...
What are you wearing?:	Wouldn't you like to know.
How many cars have you owned?:	Enough to know that bikes are better.
Type of music you dislike most?:	Whatever you're listening to.
Are you registered to vote?:	I think I did that when I got my driver's license. Not that I've done anything with it.
Do you have cable?:	Do I have cable? Is the Pope a Nazi?
What kind of computer do you use?:	One provided by my boss. Isn't that lovely?
Ever made a prank phone call?:	*67 is a beautiful thing.
You like anyone right now?:	Define 'like'.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:	No.
Furthest place you ever traveled?:	Given that 'furthest' is used to define undefinable space, I'd say contemplating this question was pretty far out.
What's your favorite comic strip?:	"Blondie". Great tits.
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:	Yes. I bet Chase doesn't, though. Stupid Brits.
Shower, morning or night?:	Depends on who's joining me.
Best movie you've seen in the past month?:	"Laid In Manhattan". Either that or "The Talented Mr. Lick Me".
Favorite pizza toppings?:	Anything greasy and disgusting. The greasier, the better.
Chips or popcorn?:	Why can't I have both?
What cell phone provider do you have?:	Whichever one the hospital thought was best.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?:	See the question about the 9 volt battery.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?:	Don't remind me of my misspent youth.
Orange Juice or apple?:	Apples to oranges. I get it. Clever.
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?:	Outside of work? My boss, the effervescent Dr. Lisa Cuddy.
favorite chocolate bar?:	All of them.
Who is your longest friend and how long?:	Dr. James "Jimbo the Himbo" Wilson, and I'd say about nine and a half inches. Maybe ten.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?:	Is that code for something?
Have you ever won a trophy?:	I need caffeine -- I thought the question was asking if I'd ever won atrophy.
Favorite arcade game?:	Pong. I'm old school, man. Galaga's pretty sweet, too. Pac-Man's for pussies, though.
Ever ordered from an infomercial?:	Do 1-900 numbers count as purchases?
Sprite or 7-UP?:	Neither.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?:	Cuddy's long had this thing about me showing up in a Catholic school girl uniform...
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?:	Don't remember.
Ever thrown up in public?:	Let's see. Yes. Yes, I have.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?:	Tangible versus figurative. I'll go with the first one any day.
Do you believe in love at first sight?:	No.
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?:	SPONGEBOB IS LIKE TOTALLY RAD MAN.
Did you have long hair as a young kid?:	It was the Seventies. Everybody had long hair.
What message is on your voicemail machine?:	"Hi, this is Dr. Gregory House. If your name is James Wilson, the answer is no. If you're calling regarding that tip I left you, no need to thank me -- you're very gifted with your tongue. If you're anyone else, hang up."
Where would you like to go right now?:	To sleep, actually. I wasn't kidding about the caffeine.
Whats the name of your pet?:	I believe she prefers DOCTOR Cameron...
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?:	One that holds stuff, and stuff.
What do you think about most?:	How to continue to delight everyone around me.
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Whoa.

Karma's a delightful little bitch. Or, at the very least, she has a shrewd sense of humor.

I complain of a dry spell, and I end up with a criminally attractive seventeen-year-old's number. I keep poking at Cuddy, and she's...supportive? And Wilson seems slightly more human. Slightly.

I worry about Cameron. It's not an easy transition to make, and she's done it, but. But. There's always guilt, there's always weight. Especially if you're not prepared for it. If you're, well, her.

There's only so much I can do. She's got to figure it out for herself. It's part of what being a doctor is.

Since when did I become so preachy?

Six months. Hope I still have both of my legs in six months. While we're at it, hope she still has both of hers. Mmmmmm.

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I am convinced that Scott Joplin must have had an absurdly large penis.

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I am a power to be feared.

I am a sad, sad individual.

It sucks. Nobody worth drunk dialing would answer their phone.

"Not healthy", my scrawny superwhite little ass.

Or was it hers?

I don't remember.

I still have my wings, Jimmy-Boy. Still intact. Working. In mint fucking condition.

Maybe I should post something people can see.

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There's nothing uglier than denial.

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